The photo below is of my friend Louise.

There is a lot of things about Lou that you have to love. Smart, friendly, funny, has a cool car... the list goes on and on. But, most people, when quizzed, will say that the two things that stick out most about Lou are her left and right breasts. They, in Louise's own words, have a postcode each they are so big!

The coolest thing about Louise is that there is no one else I know, whose breasts I would freely blog about. It just wouldn't be the done thing, but our Lou is so cool with her boobies that now the time has come for her to have them reduced to a size that most women have enlargements to get to, does she quietly slip into hospital and then come out with a new look? No - she holds a going away party for them!


Pretty little cupcakes 

And what a cracker of a party it was. It was a bit of a rude food party, with cupcakes as above, little wiener sausages and the like. Hilarious. The pun's were flowing as freely as the wine, such as "all the breast" and "thanks for the mammories" being the favourites. I heard "breast wishes" a few times as well.

So anyway Lou, good luck and get well soon, and B1 and B2, the world awaits your new look!