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Get out of there already, will ya?!?!
Published Wednesday, August 03, 2005 by James | E-mail this post
5 days past the due date, still no baby to report! Talk about all dressed up with no place to go I tell you what. Anyway, this afternoon we are off to see Dr Karen to discuss options for coaxing wigglebum out, but in the meantime I would like to share with you a list of all of the suggestions we have had from people about how to bring on labour.
- Sex and Curry (Suggested by Dr Karen - Best medical prescription ever!)
- Go for a motorbike ride
- Go 4wding over some sand dunes
- Drive on some bumpy roads
- Sex again (It's a popular suggestion, remarkably mostly from women!)
- Go for a walk
- Have a hot bath
- Breast Stimulation
- Evening primrose oil
- Put headphones on Karen's belly, and play the Rolling Stones
- If that doesn't work, try something more offensive, like Billy Ray Cyrus
- Rub Karen's stomach with goose fat, and then tap her on the head at 22 past the hour, every hour, with the branch of a peach tree.
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By contrast, I was born 8 weeks premature. And yes, it was the last time I was early for anything.
Hope everything goes well, and soon.
J =)
I wouldnt be too concerned. Cooper was around 8 days overdue and he's turned out pretty well if I do say so myself. I can nderstand the angst though. It was quicker 2nd time round. he he he
Ben