Cocktail Party III - Revenge of the Flanny.
Published Sunday, April 17, 2005 by James | E-mail this post
Just a quick report on the party that was held at the D&S last night. We held cocktail party III in aid of Karen and Steve's birthdays, as well as a bit of a re house warming. In a departure from previous cocktail parties where formal attire was required, we set the dress code for this do as anti-cocktail (read: bogan). I am still feeling a bit seedy so I won't crap on too much but as they say in the classics, a picture is worth a thousand words so here comes a four thousand word essay.
A group of bogans. Is that right? I wonder what the collective noun for bogans is. Leave a comment if you've got something creative.Dumb and dumber!It came all too naturally for these twoSteve mixes up something dodgy.
Collective noun : Bogan, group of bogan's.
know as a "dribble" of Bogans, larger groups (more than 4)known as a "drool" of Bogans
Genus: Inhabitus-Northerner-Vulgaris-Flannel. Often seen in a "dribble" around local shopping centres, often observing their offspring "Running-a-muckus"
Collective Noun: Bogan, group of bogan's
Known as a 'Queue' (centrelink) of bogan's.
Northern Variant: Elizabeethian Bogan
Plumage: Black Jeans, Black Ripples and FUBU Jacket
Southern Variant: Colonnardees Bogan
Plumage: Shoe shed sneakers laced so tight that they crease around toe area, Stonewash jeans with standard issue tear in knee and Pro-Tat t-shirts.
jon
I would have thought "a mocky of bogans" would be the shot..?
A group of breeding age males would be known as "a chisel".
Not sure if the nomenclature should vary between subspecies (e.g. bogans from Lizbef vs. The Denizens of the Port Dock).